I have literally became obsessed with the series Twilight. I kept hearing about it and was finally convinced to go ahead and read them. I read them and they have consumed my life. Along with other friends I have forced to read the books. They thank me on a daily basis. However I believe we all would come out with guns and knives if Edward presented himself within a ten mile radius of one another. However he is mine. And Ill cut you if you even think about stealing him. Seriously.
The following is a conversation taken place between Kat and me at work through email. This is the Katrina Wright that got married two weeks ago. The same Katrina that I handed her, her husband in a bow for her birthday! Good thing we had this conversation, after her wedding.
Kat: I’ll try to start reading this weekend sometime. May not be until Sunday since we’ll be busy tomorrow. We’ll see….
Jenn: Ur killing me
Kat: Hey now…be happy I bought the dang book!
Jenn: YOU watch your tone or I’ll take Edward away from u! He is a privilege!
Kat: By the way…Edward is really not that attractive so you can keep him if you would like. lol
Jenn: I don’t even want u reading him now. YOU don’t deserve too.
Kat: LoL!! I was waiting for your emails to turn mean.
Jenn: I’m pretty much pouting right now.
Kat: Oh don’t pout…. Everything will be ok! I was expecting to get yelled at and now you are pouting. You are making this no fun!
Jenn: HE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD. I FOR REAL LOVE HIM. I love him so much that I let Holly borrow one and two of the series and I couldn’t go that long without him so I went and bought them again! Seriously the way he protects her and loves her, it literally makes u want to eat the book so u can consume him and he can be a part of u. I love him a lot. Matt is all like so if I was a 17 yr old vampire, you think I could get some attention?? We were at the movies last weekend and the song Love Story by Taylor Swift came on and I was like “OMG!!! Its Edwards anthem, its me and his song.” And I text Monica and she was like “back off he is mine.” And Matt looked up a number to get us committed. You will understand once u read it.
Kat: WOW….I can see why he would want to get you guys committed! That was seriously one of the most craziest things you have said since I’ve known you….and that really means something because you say a lot of crazy shit.
I think you should go ahead and pack your bags and let Matt take you to where you need to go…Milledgeville.
Jenn: LMAOOOOOOOOOO. I guess I understand why you think I am a crazy person. But you don’t read. And I love my books and I get emotionally attached them. I was just as insane with Harry Potter but he was a child and I couldn’t voice my feelings because it is illegal. Edward is grown.
Kat: Ok, so now that you put it that way I can kind of see where you are coming from because sometimes I really scare myself with how attached I can get with a character from a movie.
Jenn: Seeeeeeeee you’re a crazy person too!
Kat: Well we aren’t talking about me right now…. not to mention I am not the crazy person talking about eating a book so that I could have a fictional character be a part of me!
Jenn: So are you saying you would not eat the DVD?
Kat: No, I would not eat the DVD. I’m sorry that I will not be joining you on the looney scale of 100….
Jenn: You are not invited to join me. I am telling Wayne to take away your Edward privileges. Sorry. It is the only way you will learn.
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